Aquiring world peace in 24 hours

November 26th, 2008 by admin

Stage and Alien invasion!

The biggest problem in acquiring world peace is the fact that we all see the world in different ways. When these perspectives clash that’s when we have disagreements, arguments and wars. Secondly we are too self absorbed, because we feel we are the only ones in the universe, we have no other enemies but ourselves. We have no one to point fingers at for our downfall or problems but ourselves (humans) so it is only natural for us to pick a fight with people who have a different view, culture, look or behavior from us. But trust me if there we were aware of another intelligent species hostile preferably. That are capable of driving cars like us, communicate with each other like we do and maybe even crank that soulja boy like we do. People from all race and class will unite cause a new set of bad guys in town and Al Qeada will be the least of our worries.

So trying to save the world again (the super hero that I am) I started trying to think of what can give all of us in the world a common perspective on things. Solutions like Hypnosis and brainwashing, were too elaborate and will be too hard to implement on a couple of billion people at the same time. So I came up with an easier solution. Fabricate an Alien attack on Earth.

Now you can’t  make a cheesy video with puppets and distribute it on Youtube, that’s not gonna work. You have to go for something more intense and real like it was in  that movie with Will Smith “Independence Day”. There will be a decent amount of collateral damage and people dying but all these things were gonna be destroyed anyway (in one of our wars) so just look at it as doing the greater good.

What I am saying is that if an (intelligent) Alien life form is to appear and is totally different from us, the natural thing to do is to hold on to the familiar, we would see ourselves more as the human race “US” and the aliens as “THEM”. We would stop fighting ourselves because there are other people to be weary about now. This was seen when middle easterners became the new black people. As soon as Osama blew up those two towers white people forgot about their black neighbor they thought was gonna stab them and started worrying about that middle eastern waitress that could blow them up at Starbucks. Now we have a black president, who could have guessed it would happen so soon.

Showing a foreign hostility will bring people closer together and just like in those tragic world saving movies, maybe you can get a few people to fall in love while you blowing up the staute of liberty and stuff. I am not saying its gonna be easy but I assure you the world will wake up the next day with a new perspective on life and people will stop sweating the small stuff.


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6 Responses

  1. xantos Says:

    LOL, nothing brings people together better than a common enemy. sad but very true.

  2. Concetta Says:

    Isn’t it funny how a common enemy always brings people closer together? I feel like it happens so often between people and their everyday friendships. I’ve always wondered though, does it make the relationship fabricated/superficial? Or are people just able to let their guard down & trust more those whom they share a common enemy with?

  3. admin Says:

    @Concetta I dont feel that the friendship is fabricated, I think people become more tolerant of each other and become friends so they can achieve something greater such as defeating the common enemy or using their new friends support. Meaning we are all capable of being friends just that sometimes we might need a reason to be friends

  4. Obilo Says:

    Oh, adim it’s sooo cool that when you comment, it shows as ‘admin’ people might not even realize it’s admin, not adim. On this topic, even in a CompSci class, there was some theory well known that three people cannot really be mutual enemies. The people with the lesser beef usually put their differences aside, and team up to hate on the other guy. word.

    Imagine whirled peas.

  5. Adim Says:

    LOl yeah I noticed the admin thing, weird. but yeah you raise a good point 3 people can’t actually be mutual enemies true stories.

  6. Adim Says:

    Haha I understand how the admin thing works now

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