Ever since I was little I have always wanted to be a Superhero. I am still up for volunteering for science experiments that could potentially give me super powers. Besides the obvious power and leaving people stunned with a WTF! expression, I will like to save good people from bad people.

I have always been a Spiderman fan, that was the first Superhero I was infatuated with, I picked him over stronger superheroes like Superman (Who was my first love until he was stolen) because of his weaknesses, he was more believable, he could die and he needed wit and intelligence mixed with his powers to stay alive so everyday will be an adventure. The Spiderman 3 movie just KILLED all my fantasies when they decided to make Peter Parker into a p@$$y!

So I started another superhero search, dreaming up super cool action sequences in my mind as various Superheroes. The one that fit best with me and my style was Iron man (Tony Starks). After watching the iron man movie I realized this dude was perfect. He is #10 on the Forbes list of richest fictional characters (So I have enough money to buy toys). Did you see his house in the movie? If they featured it on MTV cribs it would be a season finale and they will never make another MTV cribs after that. I like his swagger, he is confident, knows what he wants and knows what he needs to do to make shit happen unlike Batman who has emotional problems and keeps whinning about, if what he is doing is ethically correct. He is what a super hero should be like, he can also die and is intelligent so this dude totally eclipses Spiderman, the more I think about it the more I cannot understand what I liked in that loser. My only qualm with Iron man is his name, it is the most uncreative Superhero name on the planet. It is as if the creator of the character was German and just learnt english so he named the character the most obvious name he could think of because that is all he knew. To all of you out there that keep stealing my favourite stuff from Super Heroes to my pro-evo teams (You know who you be). I am making an offical announcement, STAY AWAY from Tony Starks he is my favourite Super Hero now.